biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

(via phoenixdidion)

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via phoenixdidion)

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

(via the-life-downhill)

it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager

It’s ridiculous how stupid this post is.

(Source: bilboh, via the-life-downhill)